Eating with relatives you don’t like is always a delight.

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We get it. You’re a transvestite. No one cares anymore.

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Who knew making an unfunny sketch conedy would be hilarious?

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Suck it every team that isn't us. Especially the Phillies, Mets, and Red Sox!

“Hey, your pitcher is amazing! How much dough for him?”

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Boooooooooooooooooobs!

Let’s watch some cheesy horror movies!

…Oh, and my boobs!

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Don’t sleep, or else you’ll turn into a blood fountain!

Goddamn bats!

Stakes? Sunlight? Sparkles?

Nah. All you need is a whip.

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NOW I'M ON THE FLOOR!! AAAHHHH!!!

Did that door just open? CRAP, IT DID!

AAAAH!!!

GHOST!!!

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Saw VII: Change the channel on this TV...but there is no remote!

Here’s a key. Solve this puzzle or else you die.

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My fraternity brother DJ has a cat named Buffy. She's fat. lol.

The only good vampires are dead ones. And heterosexual ones.

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