Mario is finally in high definition! Took him long enough.

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COINS! COINS! COINS! COINS!

Oh, and Mario’s in this, too.

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The Powerglove won’t save you from Fred Savage’s badass brother.

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“Thanks Mario, but your cock-tease girlfriend is in another castle.”

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“You gamers won’t love our crap six months from now!”

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Remaking Super Mario Bros. wasn’t a bad idea after all…

“We’re out of ideas, let’s remake Super Mario Bros. again!”

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Warp Whistles and Giant Goombas guarantee a classic NES game

There's basically no rules to this game. Everyone slaps down a red card to "fit" the "theme" of the Green Card. Green Card person picks the best card, and then that player wins and goes next. Oh, the fun we could have with a Bible edition...

Hellen Keller.

AIDS.

Hitler.

These three cards will always win. 

 

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WHY did all of the sequels take out the costumes and awesome endings?!

Correcting all the flaws from the original while adding Awesomeness.

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