June 2009


Sweet.

Boys made that transition to puberty thanks to one poster.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND…WAIT, NO I’M NOT!

(THUD!)

(the original Billy Mays entry can be found here)

Loved music, dancing and children…Maybe a little too much.

(Author’s Note: Today’s entry was originally Transformers: The Movie. It was then bumped for an entry about Farrah Fawcett, who was then bumped by Michael Jackson. Expect those two entries next week.)

BTW, the following characters die: Demolisher, Sideways, Ravage, Rampage, Devastator, the two bikes that weren't Arcee, Jetfire, The Fallen, various unnamed Decepticons and Optimus. Kinda.

You wanted more robots and explosions? You fucking got it!

(roll over pic for spoileriffic death count)

The greatest second banana in history. He's meeting up with TV's Frank right abbout now.

“Hi-Oh!”

“Five Stars!”

“Ha-ha! You are correct, sir!”

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Johnny!

The core of transformers is this: Giant robots from space blow shit up and sometimes humans get caught in the crossfire. This movie had all of that, so Mike Bay got lucky.

Pesky humans and explosions had more screentime than the robots.

Thanks to all dads for being there, whether you're still around or not!

You know, someone else created you and wants thanks, too.

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