October 2009


But we're prepared to give you a dozen of these eggs and let you wash it down with a roll of toilet paper, in exchange for you leaving us alone for the rest of eternity.

Because kids really need ANOTHER pointless excuse for Halloween vandalism.

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I see what you did there...

Drink enough of these, and you’ll see anything in mirrors.

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I really wish I could find that one where this guy is Beaker...

Pea Soup…Oh dear god, the Pea Soup is everywhere…

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Not pictured: The weedwhacker. Damn.

Take your weedwhacker and go to town on those monsters!

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Boooooooooooooooooobs!

Let’s watch some cheesy horror movies!

…Oh, and my boobs!

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Don’t sleep, or else you’ll turn into a blood fountain!

Heheheheh...Childhood Obesity...

Truffle Shuffles, Baby Ruths, Pirate gold make for awesome adventures.

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Goddamn bats!

Stakes? Sunlight? Sparkles?

Nah. All you need is a whip.

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NOW I'M ON THE FLOOR!! AAAHHHH!!!

Did that door just open? CRAP, IT DID!

AAAAH!!!

GHOST!!!

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Saw VII: Change the channel on this TV...but there is no remote!

Here’s a key. Solve this puzzle or else you die.

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