Quite a few pity Oscars given out tonight.
Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar.
Now shut up, please.
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February 2016
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February 29, 2016
The 2016 Oscars…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Annoying, Awesome, Cartoons, Celebrities, Current Events, Disney, Doom, Geekery, Hope, Pixar | Tags: Abe Vigoda, Ali G, Bears, Betty White, Boobies, Chris Rock, Commercials, Creed, David Bowie, Dead Celebrities, Epic Fail, Ex Machina, Fantasy, Feats of Strength, Fury Road, Girl Scouts, Horror, Inside Out, Mad Max, Mark Ruffalo, Movies, MST3K, Oscars, Spotlight, Star Wars, Sylvester Stallone, The big Short, The Revenant, TV |Leave a Comment
February 26, 2016
Eddie The Eagle (movie)…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Annoying, Awesome, Blogging, Celebrities, Current Events, Disney, Doom, Franchise, Hope, Inside Joke, Internet, Meme, Sports | Tags: Christopher Walken, Commercials, Cool Runnings, Dead Celebrities, Eddie The Eagle, Fantasy, Feats of Strength, Hugh Jackman, Jailbait, Movies, MST3K, Olympics, The Goldbergs, Tom Hardy |Leave a Comment
It inspired an episode of The Goldbergs, so I’ll give it that.
Forget about Cool Runnings, here’s a white guy overcoming adversity!
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February 24, 2016
Gods of Egypt…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Annoying, Blogging, Celebrities, Current Events, Doom, Franchise, Inside Joke, Internet, Meme, Philosophy, Politics, Swearing | Tags: CGI, Commercials, Dead Celebrities, Egypt, Epic Fail, Feats of Strength, Gerard Butler, Gods of Egypt, Jailbait, Movies, MST3K |Leave a Comment
I don’t even know if this is the real poster, it looks stupid either way.
Another epic movie where everything on screen isn’t actually there.
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February 22, 2016
Deadpool (movie)…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Awesome, Blogging, Celebrities, Comics, Current Events, Doom, Franchise, Geekery, Hope, Inside Joke, Internet, Meme, Politics, Swearing, Toys | Tags: Ajax, Boobies, Colossus, Commercials, Conan O'Brien, Dead Celebrities, Deadpool, Feats of Strength, Green Lantern, Horror, Jailbait, Marvel, MST3K, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Puppies, Ryan Reynolds, Stan Lee, X-Men |Leave a Comment
You’ll never listen to Juice Newton the same way again.
The Merc with a Mouth finally gets his own movie!
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February 19, 2016
Join or Die…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Awesome, Blogging, Celebrities, Current Events, Doom, Geekery, Hope, Inside Joke, Internet, Meme, Philosophy, Politics, Racism, Swearing | Tags: Boobies, Commercials, Craig Ferguson, Dead Celebrities, Feats of Strength, Food, History, Join or Die, Movies, MST3K, Science |Leave a Comment
Needs Geoff and Secretariat.
Craig Ferguson’s Late Late Show is back, talking about history!
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February 17, 2016
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Awesome, Blogging, Cartoons, Celebrities, Franchise, Geekery, Hope, Inside Joke, Internet, Meme, Philosophy, Politics | Tags: 1980's, Abe Lincoln, Bill and Ted, Commercials, Dead Celebrities, Doctor Who, Feats of Strength, George Carlin, History, Jailbait, Keanu Reeves, Movies, MST3K, Napoleon, Sci-Fi, Socrates, TV |Leave a Comment
Excellent!
Two teens travel through time to learn history, hi-jinks ensue.
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February 15, 2016
A 10 Word Tribute to Antonin Scalia
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under 10 Word Message, Annoying, Blogging, Current Events, Doom, Hope, Inside Joke, Internet, Meme, Philosophy, Politics, Racism, Swearing | Tags: Antonin Scalia, Barack Obama, Commercials, Daily Show, Dead Celebrities, Full Frontal, Futurama, GOP, Horror, Jailbait, Last Week Tonight, Nightly Show, President, Simpsons, Stephen Colbert, Supreme Court, Texas, The Simpsons |Leave a Comment
“Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?” “Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?”
He was a big believer in the Constitution.
HIS Constitution.
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February 12, 2016
How To Be Single…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Annoying, Blogging, Current Events, Doom, Hope, Inside Joke, Philosophy, Politics, Swearing | Tags: Alison Brie, Boobies, Colin Jost, Commercials, Dead Celebrities, Drinking Games, Fantasy, Jailbait, Leslie Mann, MST3K, Rebel Wilson, TV, Valentine's Day |Leave a Comment
I don’t need to learn to know how to be single. I do just fine on my own.
Trying hard to be funny, that’s how to be single.
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February 10, 2016
PuppyMonkeyBaby…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Annoying, Blogging, Cartoons, Celebrities, Current Events, Doom, Food places, Geekery, Good Eats, Inside Joke, Internet, Meme, Swearing | Tags: Commercials, Dead Celebrities, Drinking Games, Epic Fail, Feats of Strength, Horror, Jailbait, Mountain Dew, MST3K, Puppies, Puppy Monkey Baby, Super Bowl, TV |Leave a Comment
Someone tried to replicate that weird dancing baby from Ally McBeal and succeeded. Kind of.
Drink enough Mountain Dew and you’ll hallucinate this horrible monstrosity.
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February 8, 2016
Super Bowl 50…In 10 Words
Posted by In10Words aka "Galileo" under Annoying, Awesome, Blogging, Current Events, Doom, Franchise, Geekery, Hope, Inside Joke, Internet, Meme, Politics, Puppies, Racism, Sports, Swearing | Tags: Anthony Hopkins, Beyonce, Boobies, Bruno Mars, Bud Light, Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers, Christopher Walken, Coldplay, Commercials, Dead Celebrities, Denver Broncos, Drinking Games, Helen Mirren, Horror, Jailbait, John Elaway, Mountain Dew, Movies, MST3K, NFL, Omaha, Papa John's, Peyton Manning, PuppyMonkeyBaby, Scott Baio, Super Bowl, taco bell, Tom Brady, TV |Leave a Comment
“Marge, you just don’t understand football.”
The Broncos won the most boring Super Bowl game ever.
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