"Why are my teeth showing like that?" "Because you're smiling!" "Ah, excellent! Yeah, this is exactly the kind of trickery I'm paying you for!"

“Why are my teeth showing like that?” “Because you’re smiling!” “Ah, excellent! Yeah, this is exactly the kind of trickery I’m paying you for!”

If Ned Flanders was a vampire and ran for president.

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