Doesn’t have Johnny Depp OR Helena Bonham-Carter. No one’s gonna see it.
Tim Burton asks us: What if the X-Men were whimsical?
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September 2016
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September 30, 2016
Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children…In 10 Words
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September 28, 2016
The Magnificent Seven…In 10 Words
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It works for the original movie, too.
It’s all your favorite movie stars, now dressed like cowboys!
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September 26, 2016
Arnold Palmer…In 10 Words
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One of the only people alive who could drink themselves.
The best golfer who ever lived, and a great drink!
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September 23, 2016
Vin Scully…In 10 Words
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“Let’s take time out from this triple play to talk about Farmer Dan’s Pure Pork Sausages!”
The only thing left the Dodgers had to believe in.
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September 21, 2016
Designated Survivor…In 10 Words
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This is fiction. I hope.
Jack Bauer now runs America because everyone else is dead.
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September 19, 2016
The 2016 Emmy Awards…In 10 Words
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Aziz Ansari, Amy Poehler, Louie Anderson and Patton Oswalt are Emmy winners now!
The people you wanted to win actually won this year.
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September 16, 2016
Blair Witch (2016)…In 10 Words
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Does anyone still think found footage movies are real?
They somehow managed to make this movie even more boring.
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September 14, 2016
The Wild Life…In 10 Words
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You don’t see many tapirs in animation.
It’s a stupid Robinson Crusoe movie starring stupid talking animals.
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September 12, 2016
The Monkees…In 10 Words
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“That’s not even Michael Nesmith’s real hat.” “Nooooooo!!”
A dumb sitcom about a fake band, but it worked.
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September 9, 2016
Sully…In 10 Words
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Not about a giant blue monster, sadly.
Spoiler Alert: Everyone on the plane lives.
Thanks, Tom Hanks.
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