This post applies to anything pumpkin-flavored, really.

This post applies to anything pumpkin-flavored, really.

When you want to drink the gourd on your porch!

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"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!”

Sit on your ass and watch the best show ever.

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Comedians get drunk and try to explain history.

While drunk.

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Finally enjoy The Simpsons as a slow moving freemium game!

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Social network that tells your friends that you’re an alcoholic!

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This stuff will kill you! Also, the beer is terrible.

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Hey, everyone from the American Pie movies need money, too!

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Fifteen Thousand Santas, and not one of them are sober.

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You know what? I hate being tired when I’m drunk!

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They finally made booze that tastes exactly like a Douchebag!

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