Seriously, Fabio is the goddamn Pope and it took an hour and a half for a chainsaw to show up.
Now there’s Sharknados forming all over the world!
It sucked.
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August 7, 2017
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming…In 10 Words
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July 31, 2017
The Emoji Movie…In 10 Words
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Seriously, it’s shit.
What The Lego Movie was feared to be: soulless advertisement.
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July 21, 2017
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets…In 10
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Why couldn’t America get THIS poster?!
It’s like The Fifth Element cross pollinated with Star Wars.
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July 19, 2017
Wish Upon…In 10 Words
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“But it comes with a free forgurt!” “That’s good!” “The frogurt is also cursed.” “That’s bad.”
Don’t make wishes with creepy music boxes!
It’s the devil!
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July 17, 2017
A 10 Word Tribute to George A. Romero
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“Did you lock the door?” “Why? Oh, the zombies, no.”
Zombies and horror in general would be nothing without him.
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July 12, 2017
The Gong Show (2017)…In 10 Words
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We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire.
Mike Meyers is totally not the British host, you guys.
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July 10, 2017
Spider-Man: Homecoming…In 10 Words
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Patience.
Peter Parker is a kid!
Everyone’s horny for Aunt May.
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