Let’s pretend Cars 2 didn’t happen, okay?

You’re getting old and Paul Newman’s dead.

Deal with it.

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How long until they go to space?

Screw it, we have to outrun a submarine this time.

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Sorry, but only one lame car movie can win Oscars per decade,

Sorry, but only one lame car movie can win Oscars per decade,

We went so fast and furious we killed Paul Walker!

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Time for more senseless violence, and it’s in High Definition!

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Buy these toys to make the game play slightly better!

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Juuuust different enough from “Cars” to make it seem original.

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We still going fast enough and furious enough?

Apparently not.

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