There’s mo Mushu, instead Mulan has bird spirit powers that make no sense.
Disney finally made a movie to please the Chinese government.
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September 7, 2020
Mulan (2020)…In 10 Words
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February 28, 2020
The Coronavirus…In 10 Words
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Only dangerous to the elderly and the stupid, really.
Don’t worry, you’ll just have the flu…for a month…
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October 18, 2019
Welcome to Pooh Corner…In 10 Words
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If it’s not banned in China, it should be.
What if your beloved childhood characters were creepy as hell?
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March 13, 2017
Rock Dog…In 10 Words
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I hate how this movie has a good cast.
A dog wants to play music and saves town from…wolves?
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February 15, 2017
The Great Wall…In 10 Words
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MATT DAMON!
China convinces us that Matt Damon is their White Savior.
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December 2, 2016
General Tso’s Chicken…In 10 Words
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I don’t like the peppers.
War wasn’t enough for Tso, he invented Chinese food!
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August 8, 2016
The 2016 Rio Olympics…In 10 Words
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Also, Zika. Zika everywhere.
Let’s see how you play sports while covered in pollution.
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January 29, 2016
Kung Fu Panda 3…In 10 Words
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Insert Gaben joke here.
Po finds a village of pandas.
…He was adopted?! Nah!
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July 25, 2014
Lucy (movie)…In 10 Words
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Augh.
One percent of my brain told me this was weird.
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July 4, 2014
Transformers: Age of Extinction…In 10 Words
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aka the “Optimus Prime Rides A Fucking Dinosaur Movie.”
You’ll be saying “When are they getting to the Dinobots?!”
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