Why did this have to be a thing? And why Johnny Depp?

The real mystery here is why the puns don’t stop.

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It has several titles, so you know it’s gonna be good!

No one would expect a heist during a deadly storm!

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I wish I was dead. Oy.

John McClaine finally snapped and went on a killing spree.

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Too coated in Dortios dust for my liking.

Taco Bell should stick to tacos and actual nachos.

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Movie studio banking on audiences not knowing story thousands of years old.

You can’t be a badass action hero if you’re bald.

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The real house is awesome.

This weird house has an amazing story…just not here.

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It’s like when you realize you start rooting for Tom more than Jerry.

Another beloved children’s book character has become an annoying jerk.

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