Churches run by people like Joel Osteen are why we have Lutherans and Protestants.
Never trust anyone whose smile is bigger than their heart.
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August 30, 2017
Joel Osteen…In 10 Words
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August 7, 2017
Sharknado 5: Global Swarming…In 10 Words
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Seriously, Fabio is the goddamn Pope and it took an hour and a half for a chainsaw to show up.
Now there’s Sharknados forming all over the world!
It sucked.
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August 4, 2017
The Dark Tower (movie)…In 10 Words
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The fact that this was a movie and not a TV series should’ve been a tipoff that this was gonna suck.
There’s a dark tower and Idris Elba has a gun.
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July 31, 2017
The Emoji Movie…In 10 Words
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Seriously, it’s shit.
What The Lego Movie was feared to be: soulless advertisement.
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July 24, 2017
Phelps vs Shark…In 10 Words
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Remember when Shark Week was about education and not conservation?
Phelps never raced against sharks.
The sharks beat him anyway.
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July 19, 2017
Wish Upon…In 10 Words
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“But it comes with a free forgurt!” “That’s good!” “The frogurt is also cursed.” “That’s bad.”
Don’t make wishes with creepy music boxes!
It’s the devil!
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July 12, 2017
The Gong Show (2017)…In 10 Words
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We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire.
Mike Meyers is totally not the British host, you guys.
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