Fin.

Even with time travel, Sharknados still don’t make sense.

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Seriously, Fabio is the goddamn Pope and it took an hour and a half for a chainsaw to show up.

Now there’s Sharknados forming all over the world!

It sucked.

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He also wrote the theme songs to shows like Facts of Life & Diff’rent Strokes!

A classic TV dad still had trouble raising respectable sons.

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The other three movies were ridiculously stupid. This one was just stupid.

Tornadoes can have things other than sharks in them?

Lame.

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Only complaint: Too short. Otherwise great.

Only complaint: Too short. Otherwise great.

The remade “Turtles Forever,” but with the original voice cast!

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45 minutes could've been cut out and zero value would be lost. Just like a regular episode!

45 minutes could’ve been cut out and zero value would be lost. Just like a regular episode!

So many cameos and so much wasted potential for comedy.

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Just realized that it's Sharknado vs Sharknado 2

Just realized that it’s Sharknado vs Sharknado 2

Gilbert Gottfried is the only reason why I’m watching this.

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"Help, my daughter's not talented!"

“Help, my daughter’s not talented!”

The plastic woman told people what they needed to hear.

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A duck put on a suit and told great jokes.

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