The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave becomes a reality.

A bunch of psychopaths invade a haunted house.

Typical Tuesday.

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No Prince Albert in a can? Not interested.

Pennywise manages to be creepy on purpose in this movie.

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Churches run by people like Joel Osteen are why we have Lutherans and Protestants.

Never trust anyone whose smile is bigger than their heart.

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Seriously, rule 1 to being a creepy doll: Look as innocent as possible.

Is that creepy doll haunted?

Yes.

Not surprised, it’s creepy.

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Seriously, Fabio is the goddamn Pope and it took an hour and a half for a chainsaw to show up.

Now there’s Sharknados forming all over the world!

It sucked.

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The fact that this was a movie and not a TV series should’ve been a tipoff that this was gonna suck.

There’s a dark tower and Idris Elba has a gun.

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Seriously, it’s shit.

What The Lego Movie was feared to be: soulless advertisement.

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