You laugh, but that’s pretty much the gist of it.

A bunch of horny cats audition to get into heaven.

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We won’t do any stunts. Pay us $10 million.

Those two guys from those movies go fight Idris Elba.

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Hawkeye’s gonna save the day in the next movie, mark my words.

All your favorite Marvel characters finally meet!

And then die.

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Stay for Hulk, and Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum with funky hair.

Thor gets his hair cut off to impress Jeff Goldblum.

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The fact that this was a movie and not a TV series should’ve been a tipoff that this was gonna suck.

There’s a dark tower and Idris Elba has a gun.

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So Very Tired

Another movie with the new cast, doesn’t go beyond Thunderdome.

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Consensus is “Unecessary, but solid.” And I agree.

“Oh hey, I just remembered that I had a family!”

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I'm upset that Walken wasn't playing Shere Khan

I’m upset that Walken wasn’t playing Shere Khan

If there’s no vulture barbershop quartet, I’m not interested.

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