Also capitalism sucks.

We get it, Thomas Edison sucked.

Also, there’s scorpion people.

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Being rich on Long Island is awesome! Until it’s not…

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This is supposed to be a racoon? Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

What the hell was John Goodman doing in Long Island?

Is that dad? Either that, or Batman let himself go.

A beacon for our shores so your cargo

doesn’t “disappear!”

The awesomeness of Billy Joel, without the insane ticket prices!