Wake me up when there’s a Waluigi car. Or at least a Toad one.

Now cheat at Mario Kart in your very own home!

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This was cutting edge for 1995, you kids don’t know.

Blocky nonsense that every platformer made after it ripped off.

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WAH!

He’s the only Mario character that truly deserves your respect.

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The floor is Nintendo making a Paper Mario game in the same style as the first two games.

There’s a lot more confetti throwing than you would expect.

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I hope the ghosts made lotsa spaghetti!

Hotel Mario gets the high def remake we all deserve.

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Even MORE frustrating levels than last time!

Can’t experiment with amiibo anymore…but we have slopes now!

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Everyone except Waluigi…

Everyone is here!

And they’re ready to kick your ass.

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God, I hope this is good. I got burned by Sticker Star, Nintendo.

Instead of turn-based RPG strategy, they make you use paint.

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Nintendo said "screw it, make your own damn levels."

Nintendo said “screw it, make your own damn levels.”

I’ll make my OWN Mario game!

With…blackjack! And hookers!

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And this is where I’d put my Little Mac Amiibo…IF I HAD ONE!!

All your favorite Nintendo characters are ripping off Skylanders now.

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