Everyone except Waluigi…

Everyone is here!

And they’re ready to kick your ass.

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Finally, Bowser can transform into a sexy princess for Mario!

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But he’s got a new hat!

Everything is Mario and Mario is everything.

All hail Mario.

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Has lots of great games, like Zelda and...uhhh...

Has lots of great games, like Zelda and…uhhh…

Nintendo continues to reinvent the way you lose your controllers.

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Cheaper: Pulling out the NES you already have. You probably have all these games, anyway.

Almost every classic Nintendo game in one tiny, expensive box!

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God, I hope this is good. I got burned by Sticker Star, Nintendo.

Instead of turn-based RPG strategy, they make you use paint.

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Nintendo said "screw it, make your own damn levels."

Nintendo said “screw it, make your own damn levels.”

I’ll make my OWN Mario game!

With…blackjack! And hookers!

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