Mmm, mmm, Bitch!

Nothing spruces up feasts like jelly shaped like a can.

Anne Rice wept...

This is what happens when emos get book deals.


Don’t pet me dammit, I’m still bitter!

Grr, Snausages!


Strange combination of fillings in a candy that’s actually decent.

“I would like to congratulate Obama…”

(whithers away into dust)

It doesn’t matter who you choose,

your planet is DOOOOOOMED!!!

You weren’t Bloom County or Outland, but we’ll miss you.

(OK, so that’s a Bloom County Comic. I don’t care, the real Opus strip isn’t as good. Click the image to go to the last panel of the final Opus strip.)