Wake me up when there’s a Waluigi car. Or at least a Toad one.

Now cheat at Mario Kart in your very own home!

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This was cutting edge for 1995, you kids don’t know.

Blocky nonsense that every platformer made after it ripped off.

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That whole Bowser Jr. thing was weird.

The parts you can’t use F.L.U.D.D. are frustrating as hell.

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The floor is Nintendo making a Paper Mario game in the same style as the first two games.

There’s a lot more confetti throwing than you would expect.

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Finally, Bowser can transform into a sexy princess for Mario!

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But he’s got a new hat!

Everything is Mario and Mario is everything.

All hail Mario.

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