Robotnik needs to be fat.

Proving that a charming character design can take you far.

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So long, childhood.

A Giraffe sold the toys and games of our childhood.

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Beating these games as quickly as possible takes insane skills.

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No, they still can’t have sex with Sonic.

Play as your own character in another mediocre Sonic game!

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It took fans to finally make a good Sonic game.

We’ll make our own Sonic game…with blackjack! And hookers!

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Video game characters whore themselves out for an AWESOME movie!

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Mario and Sonic can finally fight each other…at Curling.

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