Seriously, Fabio is the goddamn Pope and it took an hour and a half for a chainsaw to show up.

Now there’s Sharknados forming all over the world!

It sucked.

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You have no choice but to root for the sharks.

The first five minutes of Jaws…but the whole movie.

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The other three movies were ridiculously stupid. This one was just stupid.

Tornadoes can have things other than sharks in them?

Lame.

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Shark Week just HAPPENED to air when this movie opened. HMM.

It’s like Jaws if you could see the fake shark.

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It comes earlier eveery year. Seriously, it used to air in August.

Screw it, let’s make people be afraid of sharks again.

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I don't like any movie that kills Lou Ferigno but spares Ann Coulter.

I don’t like any movie that kills Lou Ferigno but spares Ann Coulter.

There were lots of cameos and most of them died.

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Pfft, you can totally see the wires.

Pfft, you can totally see the wires.

Let’s see if other sharks can jump out of the water!

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