Dingers!

I watched because Larry King wanted the Dodgers to win.

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“Stupid TV! Be more funny!”

Everyone’s favorite annoying character is now an annoying younger character.

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Churches run by people like Joel Osteen are why we have Lutherans and Protestants.

Never trust anyone whose smile is bigger than their heart.

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We all knew anyone was a step down from Obama, but GOD...

We all knew anyone was a step down from Obama, but GOD…

Can I visit the timeline to vote for these candidates?

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"Why are my teeth showing like that?" "Because you're smiling!" "Ah, excellent! Yeah, this is exactly the kind of trickery I'm paying you for!"

“Why are my teeth showing like that?” “Because you’re smiling!” “Ah, excellent! Yeah, this is exactly the kind of trickery I’m paying you for!”

If Ned Flanders was a vampire and ran for president.

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"Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?" "Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?"

“Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?” “Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?”

He was a big believer in the Constitution.

HIS Constitution.

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I dunno, gotta nuke something.

I dunno, gotta nuke something.

Until we can colonize space, let’s not destroy our home.

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