The real Action Park seems less painful.

Johnny Knoxville hurting himself seems more sad than funny now.

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The real scare…is the price to get in! HAHAHA!

Ride roller coasters with some zombies and really long lines!

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Who are you to resist, eh? Come on, my last paycheck bounced. My children need wine!

Build a temple to America in country that hates America. Smart.

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"The amusement park of the future where nothing can possib-lye go wrong. Er, possibly go wrong. Heh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."

“The amusement park of the future where nothing can possib-lye go wrong. Er, possibly go wrong. Heh, that’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.”

Visit The Happiest Place on Earth for a hundred bucks!

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Forget Mickey, he’s the real mascot of the Magic Kingdom.

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Even at sixty-five miles per hour, EPCOT still isn’t exciting.

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Who knew that Hogwarts had a long line for bathrooms?

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We have 999 ghosts, but we have room for another…

Hey, a nice little car ride…that descends into hell!

Disney’s only ackowledgement of “Song of The South’s” entire existence.