Won’t You Be My Neighbor was probably more accurate, too.

Not even Tom Hanks could portray the world’s friendliest neighbor.

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And Forky is the best character!

We’re going to make you care about a goddamn spork!

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Douche wins for playing a different Douche, who wasn’t even allowed to speak.

Time’s up for harassment!

Let’s still honor the disgusting men!

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Not about a giant blue monster, sadly.

Spoiler Alert: Everyone on the plane lives.

Thanks, Tom Hanks.

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45 minutes could've been cut out and zero value would be lost. Just like a regular episode!

45 minutes could’ve been cut out and zero value would be lost. Just like a regular episode!

So many cameos and so much wasted potential for comedy.

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I like the focus on one of Bonnie's toys for once.

I like the focus on one of Bonnie’s toys for once.

Who knew Rex and Trixie came from a violent toyline?

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Walt Disney pesters old lady to give him Mary Poppins.

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Tom Hanks won’t let pirates make him relive “Cast Away”!

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Tom Hanks plays everyone! That’ll guarantee at least one Oscar…

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