Wake me up when there’s a Waluigi car. Or at least a Toad one.

Now cheat at Mario Kart in your very own home!

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This was cutting edge for 1995, you kids don’t know.

Blocky nonsense that every platformer made after it ripped off.

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That whole Bowser Jr. thing was weird.

The parts you can’t use F.L.U.D.D. are frustrating as hell.

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Everyone except Waluigi…

Everyone is here!

And they’re ready to kick your ass.

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But he’s got a new hat!

Everything is Mario and Mario is everything.

All hail Mario.

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This game feels like...pants.

This game feels like…pants.

Just because it looks cute doesn’t mean this game’s easy.

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Ridley will never be playable.

Ridley will never be playable.

The same great fighting game on 3DS…but much prettier.

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Well, this was the best Mario Kart game in a while. Plus, I can finally play as Lemmy!

All the other racers can now cheat in high definition!

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Mario is finally in high definition! Took him long enough.

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Warp Whistles and Giant Goombas guarantee a classic NES game