This map is so. Damn. Huge.

You can cook so much food!

Oh, and save Hyrule.

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Has lots of great games, like Zelda and...uhhh...

Has lots of great games, like Zelda and…uhhh…

Nintendo continues to reinvent the way you lose your controllers.

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Good riddance.

Everything you love is either dead, racist, or is doomed.

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Er, Alola. Yeah.

Japan? Screw that, we’re catching Pokemon in Hawaii!

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Cheaper: Pulling out the NES you already have. You probably have all these games, anyway.

Almost every classic Nintendo game in one tiny, expensive box!

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God, I hope this is good. I got burned by Sticker Star, Nintendo.

Instead of turn-based RPG strategy, they make you use paint.

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Yeah “no man” because there’s nobody else.

Do you like exploring planets?

Well, there’s not much else!

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